Yesterday evening, my son and I played a “what if…†game when I was cooking dinner. We created lots of jokes using rhymes. Here are a couple funny ones:
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What if you and dinosaur have a date?
I will be eaten like a cake.
What if you are a dog?
I will bite your socks.
What if you are a bird?
I will poop on a nerd.
What if you punch a B?
He will turn into a D.
What if G has a baby?
Her tummy will be heavy.
And here are the best two which were made solely by my son:
What if you are a fish?
I will swim in a dish.
What if you are a chip?
I will dive into a dip.